PROFESSOR BLASTOFF AFTERTHOUGHTS: RECONCILIATION
Here is an animated version of the prodigal son story. We all know that the moral of the story is to have a cool dad.
I don’t necessarily believe this is how the real story went down. What I think really happened was, the family’s cable went out and the son got bored, one thing lead to another and he ended up eating pig slop out of a trough, and the real moral of the story is, don’t let your son eat pig slop out of a trough, get rid of cable and upgrade to Direct TV. And as an added bonus with satellite TV, you’ll never have to spend another awkward dinner talking about your day again, thus avoiding any miss communications and de-harmonization.