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seminaldesigner:

Is it comedy bang bang in here or is it just this podcast?

-Scott Aukerman trying out a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 180.

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seminaldesigner:

“Pizza party at my house after the show and you’re all invited! Except Ben. I hate you, Ben.”

-Scott Aukerman trying out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 174.

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seminaldesigner:

“Check out the facts! It’s the Hollywood Facts—”
“Bro!”

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seminaldesigner:

Butts, butts, a thousand times butts!

-Scott Aukerman trying out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 178

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seminaldesigner:

“A sooty veil of anguish draws over my eyes as she slinks away, and her legs—stockinged, angular—cross over each other and form ampersands, as if to tease me, to remind me that we were bonded once, intertwined, interlaced, if not in love, than in circumstance, and should we meet again, both ruddy-cheeked and randy, perhaps eyeing each other across the lonely desert of a hotel bar, then she will tip a glass in salute and I will tip a bottle in reply, while trying my best to forget that faithful and blasphemous night when beneath the water-stained ceiling, on the twice-flipped mattress, I told her that “I’ve never seen the ocean” and she placed her head upon my chest, her hair spilling over it like a slick of oil, and she uttered that inimitable, inevitable catchphrase: “Lots o’ funny for zero money: Can I get a Comedy Bang Bang Shebang, Whoop Whoop!”

-Scott Aukerman trying out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang 182

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Can I interest you in a round of darts?

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seminaldesigner:

“Happiness doesn’t come cheap, but sometimes strawberry-rhubarb pie goes on sale, and that’s pretty much the same thing.”

-Scott Aukerman testing out a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 175

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seminaldesigner:

“All right, we’ll see you next time on Comedy Bang-Bang. Thanks so much - bye!”

-Scott Aukerman trying out a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 176

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seminaldesigner:

“Error 404 - Catchphrase not found”

-Scott Aukerman trying out a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 173

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seminaldesigner:

“Oh hi!”

-Scott Aukerman trying out a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 172.

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