The one-armed knight Sir Richard (Gerry Duggan) and co-prisoner Jayph (Mr. Sark) have joined Amarth Amon (Brian Posehn), Bartho Shett (Ken Daly), Mildred Maxton (Sarah Guzzardo), and Blackee Green (Blaine Capatch) on their water quest. Now our heroes will burst into the control room of the ship where they found their new allies. Tune in to find out what lies ahead for them! Be sure to keep helping us with getting Vin Diesel to play D&D with us!
Our heros have finally LEVELED UP! After they eradicated the squad of collector officers, Sparklett managed to reform with 4 more elemental friends. They must now continue their adventure by following Sparklett’s lead into the Water Elemental Plane and seal the breach before it’s too late. What will they come across in this new realm? Tune in to find out!
The heat has finally gotten to our heroes as they continue their heated battle against the remaining red robed collectors and clockwork men. Will they be able to cleave their way to victory? What happened to Sparklett? How much charisma does Blaine have? Listen to find out these answers and more! Plus, a special guest shows up for a segment called Dwarkaoke! This episode is brought to you by Calvin and Klein.
With their new found weapons and the help of their new ally Sparklett (Mr. Sark), will Amarth Amon (Brian Posehn), Mildred Maxton (Sarah Guzzardo), Bartho Shett (Ken Daly), and Blackee Green (Blaine Capatch) be able to hold their own against the red robed collectors and bots that made their pal Ell Ryan (Gerry Duggan) disappear? You will have to tune in to find out! Plus, the gang recalls old adventures as they hop on the GNOME TRAIN!
Holy shit! The gang makes their way down the lift to find an open cell door with nothing but an eerie box filled with water. Mildred Maxton (Sarah Guzzardo) investigates it, Bartho Shett (Ken Daly) worriedly questions Mildred’s actions, and Amarth Amon (Brian Posehn) & Blackee Green (Blaine Capatch) keep their distance as a shrill voice (Mr. Sark) from the box asks for their help. It’s the kind of episode that will possibly make you shit your pants. Plus, the gang calls out to the fans to help them get Vin Diesel on the show!
After the heated battle against the collectors, the gang tries to decipher the newly discovered maps covered in astronomical signals that they find on the tables around them. Then it quickly becomes an intimidation fest against their hostages that still remain in the elevator they rode in on. Will they have what it takes to intimidate these poor people? What do these strange maps mean? Which words remind Blaine of Bronson Pinchot? Tune in to find out!