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Nerd Poker: As The Dust Settles

After the heated battle against the collectors, the gang tries to decipher the newly discovered maps covered in astronomical signals that they find on the tables around them. Then it quickly becomes an intimidation fest against their hostages that still remain in the elevator they rode in on. Will they have what it takes to intimidate these poor people? What do these strange maps mean? Which words remind Blaine of Bronson Pinchot? Tune in to find out!

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Nerd Poker: The Control Room

Whispers are used as the gang finally stumbles upon the collector’s control room. While figuring out what their next move will be, Amarth Amon (Brian Posehn) & Mildred Maxton (Sarah Guzzardo) surprise each other by switching roles and Blackee Green (Blaine Capatch), Bartho Shett (Ken Daly) & Carn (Mr. Sark) eagerly wait to see the possible action unfold near the 2 hostages. There will be ear plugging, tears and more of Blaine’s ads!

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Nerd Poker: Deeper Into The Base

The gang finds themselves asking a gray robed man by the name of Shaunson (Mr. Sark) for directions to the control tower. Amarth Amon (Brian Posehn) & Blackee Green (Blaine Capatch) felt like they should have killed the guy while Mildred Maxton (Sarah Guzzardo) & Bartho Shett (Ken Daly) stick to their choice of letting him go. They make it to the base of the docking tower and are left with the decision of continuing ahead or taking their chances going underneath. Get ready for some more drawings that look like dicks! Plus, the gang have some sweet remembrances of a cop D&D adventure that happened before Harry Potter existed.

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Nerd Poker: The Battle Continues

We have read all the useful tips on the forums and continue the battle with our new action points! Will Amarth Amon (Brian Posehn), Blackee Green (Blaine Capatch), Mildred Maxton (Sarah Guzzardo), Bartho Shett, and Tras & Carn (Mr. Sark) prevail over these collectors or will they suffer another grueling curse of consecutive botches? Be sure to listen to find out! Plus, Sark remembers a precious moment from a past D&D adventure featuring Gerry Duggan, Chris Hardwick, and a goblin avalanche.

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So much awesome Nerd Poker fan art. And so much nudity. Check it out in the forums, and post yours too! Click here to see more Nerd Poker fan art.

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Nerd Poker: On The Catwalk

Amarth Amon (Brian Posehn), Blackee Green (Blaine Capatch), Mildred Maxton (Sarah Guzzardo), and Bartho Shett (Ken Daly) have successfully made it inside the collector’s base with the help of Tras and Carn (Mr. Sark). They’ve been careful not to get spotted until they reach the catwalk. Now they must roll to see if they can reach a running collector before he warns others of their presence. Will luck be on their side or will they roll botches? Plus, the gang makes a proposal to create a time capsule and recalls an old adventure featuring Gerry Duggan and a treasure guarding dragon. It will get filthy.

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Nerd Poker: Going In Recons Blazing

The gang decides to regroup back at the survivors’ underwater home to figure out a plan to infiltrate the collectors’ base. They learn about the connection with the Sea and Ell Ryan’s (Gerry Duggan) death as they talk to the Elder and decide to infiltrate the collectors’ base in the morning. Survivors Tras and Carn (Mr. Sark) join Amarth Amon (Brian Posehn), Mildred Maxton (Sarah Guzzardo), Blackee Green (Blaine Capatch), and Bartho Shett (Ken Daly) on their mission to find out what lies inside the collector’s base. Plus, the gang recalls some memorable botches from past D&D adventures.

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Check out this Nerd Poker gif from Sean Godsey!

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Nerd Poker: The Survivors

With Ell Ryan’s (Gerry Duggan) disappearance, the gang decides to follow the survivors who have mistaken them for collectors. Ermine the survivor (Mr. Sark) guides Amarth Amon (Brian Posehn), Mildred Maxton (Sarah Guzzardo), Blackee Green (Blaine Capatch), and Bartho Shett (Ken Daly) to their underwater sanctuary. Plus, Sark tells us a story about some crazy shit that happened to him regarding an espionage themed role playing game that still creeps Brian out to this day.