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seminaldesigner:

"Would you accept my tender embrace for that spacesuit?"

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 221

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seminaldesigner:

“I COMMAND YOU TO GROW!”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 225

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seminaldesigner:

“Don’t touch that! It’s not called Your Little Pony, now is it?”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 204

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seminaldesigner:

“Thank you for listening to Comedy Bang Bang! My name is Scott Aukerman and I will see you next week.”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 217

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seminaldesigner:

“BRACE YOURSELF, BATTLE WHALES! THE TIDE IS RISING!”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a new fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 215

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seminaldesigner:

“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays one’s lust for Mandy Patinkin’s beard.”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 218.

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seminaldesigner:

“Leave your ears by the foyer; it’s peppermint time.”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 210

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seminaldesigner:

“When you are older, and you gaze back at the vista of your life, you will ask what all people ask… …why the hell did I watch so many seasons of Survivor? It was horrible.”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 208

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seminaldesigner:

“It’s a bird, it’s a plane… No, it’s a bird.”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 202

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seminaldesigner:

“Sometimes love hurts, but you usually have to pay extra for that.”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 213

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