“Don’t touch that! It’s not called Your Little Pony, now is it?”
-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 204
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“Thank you for listening to Comedy Bang Bang! My name is Scott Aukerman and I will see you next week.”
-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 217
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“BRACE YOURSELF, BATTLE WHALES! THE TIDE IS RISING!”
-Scott Aukerman reciting a new fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 215
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“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays one’s lust for Mandy Patinkin’s beard.”
-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 218.
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“Leave your ears by the foyer; it’s peppermint time.”
-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 210
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“When you are older, and you gaze back at the vista of your life, you will ask what all people ask… …why the hell did I watch so many seasons of Survivor? It was horrible.”
-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 208
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“It’s a bird, it’s a plane… No, it’s a bird.”
-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 202
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“Sometimes love hurts, but you usually have to pay extra for that.”
-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 213
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“Please don’t eat the decorations.”
-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 212
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“They say beauty is only skin deep…. …but have you seen a person without skin? It’s DISGUSTING.”
-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 211
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