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seminaldesigner:

“Please don’t eat the decorations.”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 212

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seminaldesigner:

“They say beauty is only skin deep…. …but have you seen a person without skin? It’s DISGUSTING.”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 211

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seminaldesigner:

“You’ve been a wonderful son to us, and your mother and I love you no matter which decision you make, but we are going to need all of those peppercorns counted before dawn.”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 206

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seminaldesigner:

“Good fences make good neighbors, but a lack of curtains make them great!”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 199

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Stand. Take. What’s the difference? :/

seminaldesigner:

“If you can’t stand the heat……you shouldn’t have murdered so many cats, Grandma.”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 197

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seminaldesigner:

“If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, will Allstate still cover the damage to my house?”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 203

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seminaldesigner:

Fxed the tpyo

“Goodbye wisdom teeth, hello applesauce!”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 209

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seminaldesigner:

“From impossibly specific vibrations of your ear drums creating language as interpreted by your brain… this is Comedy Bang Bang!”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 194

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seminaldesigner:

As we look out upon the infinite sea, and the sun sinks slowly in the west, one can almost hear the wind whisper, “Bang Bang”.

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 205

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seminaldesigner:

“He conquered an empire with his sword. She conquered HIM with her bare hands.”

-Scott Aukerman reciting a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 201

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