Owen & TJ Read the News: Toilet Wine
It’s been a while but Owen & TJ are back! Unfortunately, TJ had a little too much “fun” and is calling in from Florida State Prison. That doesn’t stop them from covering the recent news stories involving the long term effects of Sequestration, the North Korean nuclear missile threats on the United States, and restrictions on firearms in Connecticut.
Matt Walsh takes time from being the vice president’s director of communications on Veep to get acquainted with the charts! Matt lets us know why a dog would be more apt to be moved by music, explains a fantasy celebrity couple game to us, and gets into how writing credits work while counting down the Ultimate Music Chart. He then gives us the inside scoop of UCB-LA’s neighboring establishments, tells us about his part in an upcoming tornado film, and shares where we can find his film High Road during the Movie Chart. Finally, Matt meets the one and only Hermes the Chart Goose!
Kyle Kinane is tailor made with the skills to tackle the kind of stories that occur on Sklarbro County! Kyle talks to us about his thoughts on WrestleMania, being onstage at Zanies in Chicago as a fight broke out, and getting immediate feedback from fans online. Florida is two for three this week as Dan Van Kirk brings in some crazy stories that involve; a Florida woman who poops in a yard then swims naked in a pool, Florida twins who feud with a frying pan, machete, and gun, and a mom & son run against each other for presidency in the sad little town of Dixmoor, Illinois. Plus, Mark Wahlberg shares a preview of his new movie project and tells us what he thinks about the Women’s Final Four in another edition of the Weekly Wahlberg.
The Reality SHOW Show: Describe Player
Sean and Hayes recount their Celebrity Date Auction showdown with William Fichtner, then dig into the Real World and Marlon’s strong reasoning for anal sex, the poem reading scandal, and a funny thing Johnny does sometimes. Next is a Reality Show Show Preview Preview of the new Ryan Lochte show. Finally DANIELLA MCBRIDE of The Bachelor appears for her date with Sean and Hayes and chooses one of them to be her husband.
Comedian Michelle Biloon comes in and talks about the mysterious world of pregnancy with Tig, David, and Kyle on today’s Professor Blastoff.
How Did This Get Made?: Minisode 59.5
Your next viewing assignment is considered the worst video game movie of all time starring the one and only Jean-Claude Van Damme. Paul has a special message for all the people upset with the episode on Spice World during Corrections & Omissions, tells us which movie he would probably be afraid to watch now but loved as a kid while answering your Qs, and asks fans if it would be worth doing a LIVE show in London.
There’s no professor in the hatch today but there’s still magic. The gang talks about Tig ignoring Kyle’s greetings which leads to the hosts examining Kyle’s face and his large nostrils. Then comedian and friend, Michelle Biloon, comes in and talks about the mysterious world of pregnancy. She discusses her baby and talks about all the trials and surprises involved with carrying another person in your belly including; craving deviled eggs, getting to know your baby, and letting your husband try your breast milk. Then it’s time for a tremendous game of “Name That Punky” with special guest, Kyle’s mom!
Comedian Brent Sullivan joins Andrew Ti this week on the Yo, Is This Racist? podcast. Remember to call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask us about anything you might think is racist.
