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Sklarbro Country: Denying the Magic

Pete Holmes returns to the calming shores to make it weird on today’s Sklarbro Country! Pete joins Randy & Jason for some takes which include Keith Levasseur completing the Baltimore Marathon in flip flops and a flight attendant suing Magic Johnson for firing her for being 7 minutes late. Pete then catches up with the Sklars by talking about how his podcast You Made It Weird has drastically changed the way he performs stand-up on the road, his recent Twitter back and forth with Marc Maron, and gets into a deep discussion about the connection between religion and sports. That’s not all, we get into some Quick Hits involving skier Manny Osborne-Paradis injuring himself after being dragged by a party bus, England accusing Romania of cheating at World Angling Championships by using secret bait, and 19-year-old Bladimir Barreto failing to jump over a car to impress college recruiters. Plus, we get all Gumbly with it as we call up Bryant Gumbel who tells us how he will take over as commissioner of the NBA.

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Returning to the calming shores… Pete Holmes joins Jason and Randy on Friday’s Sklarbro Country!

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You Never Forget Your First Time

a teenager pops his live comedy cherry

-By Chase Roper-


“I was just choking from laughing so much,” my son says to me between breaths. We are watching Pete Holmes on stage in the Banana Shack at Sasquatch 2012. Today is his 13th birthday and he is seeing live comedy for the time…

As comedy nerds, we all vividly remember the first time we witnessed live comedy. That feeling of absolute coolness as you experience the raw organic display of stand-up comedy happening right in front of your face. Not filtered by network executives or sweetened and edited for CD - just honest to goodness live stand up. Over Memorial Day weekend, my son turned 13 and he was fortunate enough for me to give him that first experience during the Sasquatch Festival at The Gorge in George, WA.


Sasquatch takes place in an oasis in the middle of a desert. Huge rolling hills, an enormous gorge with the Columbia river gushing through it make it difficult to complain about the heat, wind, and dust. Having never seen comedy in a venue like, I imagine my son and I will be seeing the likes of Nick Kroll and Rob Delaney (to name a couple) in a tent that will enclose a seated audience away from the many stages and blaring music coursing throughout the remainder of the festival grounds. As it turns out, we will be laughing our asses off in The Banana Shack; a white three-sided tent with an opening that faces a stage dedicated primarily for indie rap artists.


As I explain to my son about how “normal” comedy venues look (dark rooms, chairs, enclosed buildings) Connor leans into me and says, “These guys are pros though right? I’m sure they’ll be great.” Wow. The student has become the master. Indeed, there is nothing to worry about.

We enter the Banana Shack and sit amongst the semi-nude guys and gals in the loose grass. Observing Connor as he tries to take it all in. The music, people - the anticipation. I remember my first time seeing comedy take place somewhere other than my television. I was well into my mid 20’s - a die hard comedy fan since early childhood - when I finally made my way to The Comedy Underground in Seattle, WA. I don’t remember the host for the night nor do I remember the guest spot but featuring was Courtney Cronin and the headliner was Kyle Cease. It was a vastly different experience than sitting in a tent in the middle of nowhere. Instead, my son is trying to shut out the pounding bass and ignore the foul “incense-ish” odor he can’t quite put his finger on (finally, I have to explain he is smelling pot.) However different our first comedy shows are, his first time will always be remembered as an epic and pivotal moment in his life coming into his teenage years. Yeah, I’m patting myself on the back for this.

Click to hear Howard Kremer sharing his first live comedy memories

Officially, it is Pete Holmes who Connor will see as his first live comedian. I’ve never seen my son laugh as hard as he is at Pete doing an impression of all 10 year olds complaining that they have to go the bedroom. I’m glad to know he realizes how obnoxious he was three years ago. Pete mentions the noise level at the top of set but moves on as if it isn’t happening and the rest of in the crowd do the same. Honestly, after a few hours it has all become white noise; chest pounding, migraine inducing white noise. We catch up with Pete afterwards. Connor cannot believe he about to meet comedian who was just standing on the stage in front of him. the e*Trade Baby! I let Pete know that he is, in fact my son’s first live comedian.

“Oh, Wow! How old are you?”
“13.”
“13? I was about 13 when I saw Bill Cosby. This wasn’t as good a show but I did do a dirty Bill Cosby impression so it’s come full circle.”


We stay for a bit of Rob Delaney, who I admire greatly, but my newly 13 year old finds his comedy going to darker places than he is able to relate with. The 15 minutes I witness is great. After enjoying some canned raviolis back in our tent and some gratis red bull and Pop Chips from the media room, we decide it is time for Connor’s first official live concert. The 3rd Anniversary Comedy Bang Bang! Episode, has my son convinced that he is going to love watching St. Vincent. The acoustic-y sounds laid down on that episode were terrific and yet, I am surprised at his eagerness for this concert. We get up front and I see a theremin on stage. This has to be great. SPOILER ALERT: It is great.



We cap off our adventure with Howard Kremer and Todd Barry. Howard is a truly original voice who likes to let things breath on stage and who you can tell is barely turning on his “Now I’m Performing” switch for the crowd. In other words, he is very natural and present as a comedian and my son is eating it all up. The audience laughs hard but is constantly being drowned out by music from the competing stage. I have never been to the Upright Citizen Brigade Theater, but I feel as though Howard is bringing that UCB vibe to this festival. After a rave crown watching something called “Beardy Man” clear out, the comedy fans crowd in once more for Todd Barry. Todd gets the misfortune of having Spac3man performing simultaneously. Seriously, this other stage’s volume level sounds as though it is inside our tent. Todd’s commentary on the impossible situation at hand is so spot on that you could almost assume he wrote a chunk on festival interruptions during afternoon comedy sets.

“Everybody who’s done this festival told me, ‘Todd, you’re going to hear lots of noise and music. Just ignore it, the crowd doesn’t even notice’,” Todd says to audience near the end of his set. “I’ve successfully brought it up about 40 times.”

Click to hear Todd Barry sharing his first live comedy memories

How did my son enjoy all this live comedy for the first time? He’s more in love with stand-up than ever, what did you think, that he’d hate it? Sasquatch may go down as one of the more difficult festivals to perform comedy at but a few tweaks in the timing of other acts could set all that straight. The true blessing here is that I was able to relive the thrill of that first time vicariously through my teenager and it was incredible.

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Chase Roper

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Who Charted?: Plant-Based Dick

Guten tag, Earwolf fans! If you’re like us, you find Pete Holmes yelling to be infinitely hilarious, and in this episode of Who Charted you can hear him do it in numerous accents. Nazis, Asian women, Jerry Seinfeld… they’re all here to discuss the Billboard Tastemakers Album chart and to coax eggs from Hermes the Chart Goose. Just make sure yo mama doesn’t tune in with you!

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WATCH MORE TV: MARCH 28

Everyone loves a good roast, and tonight you can watch Twayne the Boneraper get his on Comedy Central’s animated series Ugly Americans. The show features the voice talents of Earwolf favorites like Natasha Leggero and Pete Holmes.

While you’re laughing up a storm in front of the TV, be sure to catch Parks and Recreation star and two-time Comedy Bang! Bang! guest Aziz Ansari on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon on NBC.

By: Julia Hays

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How Did This Get Made?: 88 Minutes

Al Pacino is one of America’s finest film actors. Of course, you wouldn’t know that if you’ve only seen 88 Minutes. This week we invite Pete Holmes into the fold to suffer through this real-time adventure and the accompanying misogyny, unnecessary character names, and first draft dialogue. We’re more than happy to invite Pete into our “most secure files area.” If you haven’t yet watched the movie, use this link to rent it and help Earwolf simultaneously! Hooah!

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WATCH MORE TV: MARCH 6

FOX’s I Hate My Teenage Daughter is back tonight. Friend of Earwolf Pete Holmes is one of the show’s writers, so it’s sure to provide plenty of laughs. In case you missed it, check out my recent interview with Pete Holmes right here on the Earwolf blog.

Also on FOX tonight is the season premiere of Breaking In. Megan Mullally, who has a Gelmania credit to her name, joins the cast of the show. See the video above for a teaser.

Three-time Earwolf guest, and frequent Chelsea Lately panelist, Jen Kirkman will be on the E! show tonight. For more Kirkman, follow her on Twitter for such gems as: “It’s insensitive of Brad Pitt to have ‘The Rachel’ haircut.”

By: Julia Hays

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Comedy fans may recognize Pete Holmes from his boisterous laugh, his silly stand-up bits, or, as my parents refer to it “that funny pose he has on stage.”

One universal trait is known by all of Holmes’s fans — his sheer joy while performing. Whether listening to Holmes in his two Earwolf appearances (he has a third in the can), on his album Impregnated with Wonder, or his own Nerdist podcast You Made it Weird, it’s as though you can hear his smile coming through your headphones.

Yet that doesn’t stop him from asking big questions about love and mortality on his podcast.

I recently spoke with Holmes about his quest to emulate Ryan Gosling and bare his soul for his listeners. And even though I disagree with his choice for who’s the best Batman (It’s Michael Keaton, of course! Well, after Pete Holmes), he has some great projects coming up that his fans are certain to enjoy.

Your admiration, or shall I say “man crush,” for Ryan Gosling came up during
your recent appearance on Totally Laime. Are there any Gosling-esque practices that you’re trying to introduce into your routine to play it cool?

Oh man, fantastic question. I left Drive like, “God, I have to talk less.” And I sincerely have tried that. I’ve been out with a girl and she starts losing her mind talking about something I don’t understand and I feel awkward and don’t know what to do, I thought, “what would Ryan do?”, smiled a half-smile, kept my mouth shut and it totally worked, 100 percent. And by worked I mean we’re now in a non-sexual but deeply loving relationship where I take care of her son and help her husband rob pawn shops to get out of debt.

As a guest on Sklarbro Country, you discussed the idea of being a part of a community by tweeting an event with others or sharing other online experiences. Do you feel like your relationship with your fanbase has grown since beginning your own podcast, You Made it Weird, or are you still finding that regular audience of “Weirdos?”

Absolutely! The podcast is like a beacon for me to find likeminded people. Getting followers because you tweeted a good joke is one thing, getting followers who know you and know a lot about you because of your oversharing soul-baring podcast, that’s a group you can live-tweet an awkward lunch with.

For those unfamiliar with your podcast can you explain what “making it weird” means? Is it a certain line of questioning, interview approach, or just the direction that the episodes seem to take?

It’s the questions, I like to ask the guest about what I think is weird about them, and sex and religion come up every episode, those are weird topics, but it’s kind of the goal of each episode, to have some sort of awkward moment that should be edited out, but isn’t. That’s the best stuff. When my face goes flush, I immediately regret saying something, or the guest gets uncomfortable, whatever, that’s the sweet spot I’d like the show to dip into a couple times an episode, ideally.

Sex and religion are generally taboo topics, yet they were addressed on your Totally Laime appearance and are recurring themes on You Made it Weird. Why is that a common thread you include on the show?

You can tell when someone is genuinely interested in something, I think, and I am genuinely interested in comedy, sex and God. So I try to steer things there so I don’t have to fake an interest in their homemade soaps. Although that sounds pretty interesting, I should pick a better fake example. And as a bonus it’s an easy way to make things weird on the show. I’m both interested and looking for help. Really. I need help thinking about sex and relationships, I need help wrapping my brain around God, or no-God, or maybe-God, and the guests and their responses to those topics have been unbelievably helpful and insightful for both me and the weirdos listening (I can’t speak for all of them, but some tell me so). It’s a funny show, I think, but also very therapeutic for me (and the guests, usually!)

Your frankness regarding your religious past and relationships, combined with your guest discussions, makes it seem like you’re striving for personal growth on your show. For example, when speaking with Sarah Silverman, you both tried to figure out who makes an ideal mate for a comic. Has You Made it Weird been a cathartic experience so far? Do you expect to “find answers,” or have you discovered anything about yourself while recording the podcast?

I have gotten so much out of it it’s absurd. It’s cathartic, it’s informative, it’s life changing stuff for me. New thoughts, new philosophies, it’s been incredible. The show forces me to look hard at the honest truth about myself and others, it’s helped me see some of my blind spots, to see how much I contradict myself, what areas I just don’t know anything about, how I can be smart in some areas and just full of baloney in so many others. 

Any teasers as to what guests your fans should expect to hear on upcoming episodes of You Made it Weird?

Let’s just say it rhymes with “Bo Burnham.” Like, perfectly. Kyle Kinane is coming out soon, Nikki Glaser and I just recorded one that blew me away. Greg Fitzsimmons should be out by the time this is printed, and that one was incredible.

Perhaps two of my favorite tracks on your album may be the two silliest, Pieeeeeeeerce! and I Need A Lawyer!!!!! Do you have a bit from your act that is the most fun for you to perform or to have fans engage in?

Haaa, people love the silly ones, and I do too. It’s funny to me how you can work on some well-written, deep, “brilliant” bit for years and the real take-away from a show is yelling words that rhyme. I love that that’s how comedy keeps us honest, like “Hey! Sometimes you should just be silly you dummy!” And I love playing in that silly space. When people tweet a new “Pierce” joke at me or yell it at me randomly, it always makes me happy. How can it not? PIIIIIERCE!! I’m laughing right now.

My favorite FrontPage Films sketch is Accigone, where you play Arnold Schwarzenegger attempting to mask his accent, though I also love the other series like Kid Farm and Hotel. What videos can fans expect to see coming up? Any chance you’ll be doing more Batman sketches in time for The Dark Knight Rises?

We are about to start shooting on new Batmans, some for before and some for after Rises. I’m super excited for that! Since I’ve moved to LA it’s been harder to make new FrontPage stuff, but the Batmans are worth the flight out for everyone to do. I love making those.

In your Batman sketches, your rendition of the Dark Knight seemed based on Christian Bale, yet you’ve been known to joke about Val Kilmer in your stand-up. I’m about to make it weird by asking you one of the most important questions a person can be asked – who is your favorite Batman?

Haaaa, it would’ve been such a better fit if Val Kilmer was the current Batman! But he was actually my least favorite. I’m a big Bale-head so I have to say Christian Bale, but my second would definitely be Adam West. BAT-DANCE!

For more information on Pete Holmes, check out his website, his work on FrontPage Films, his album, and follow him on Twitter.

By: Julia Hays