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seminaldesigner:

When life hands you lemons, make a lemon reduction sauce! it goes exquisitely with poultry or fish! 

-Scott Aukerman testing out a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 196

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Happy February! New month means new quote on the Earwolf calendar. Anyone remember when Jason Mantzoukas said this gem on How Did This Get Made?

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seminaldesigner:

“Error 404 - Catchphrase not found”

-Scott Aukerman trying out a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 173

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seminaldesigner:

“Oh hi!”

-Scott Aukerman trying out a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 172.

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seminaldesigner:

“Hip hip replacement!”

-Scott Aukerman testing out a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 171

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seminaldesigner:

“You might as well, it’s too windy to haul rock, and too wet to plow.”

-Scott Aukerman trying out a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 170

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seminaldesigner:

“I can’t believe this still needs to be said, but please, do not hit the horse while the show is in motion.”

-Scott Aukerman trying out a fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 167

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theearwolftumblr:

“If you’re gonna eat all of that bread anyway, why not eat the basket too.”

-Scott Aukerman testing out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 164

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"When your dog dies on a Monday morning, there aren’t many other places for you to take him."

-Scott Aukerman testing out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 165

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"Too weird to live, too rare to die, and too legit to quit"

- Scott Aukerman testing out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 155